Sorry Tiger, But I Didn't Buy It.


The spectacle of Tiger Woods's apology yesterday morning was nauseating.

Who wrote this
choreographed drama? And how many times did he rehearse his lame performance? Everything from beginning to end was staged.
"I knew my actions were wrong. But I convinced myself that normal rules didn't apply. I never thought about who I was hurting. Instead, I thought only about myself. I ran straight through the boundaries that a married couple should live by. " Well Duh! Now you woke up?
"I was wrong. I was foolish. I don't get to play by different rules."
Well yeah you were and your dams sorry that you got caught aren't you!
And why in hell was he on as many stations as the state of the President's union address? Maybe because it was just as lame. What's wrong with this picture? Or should I say, what was NOT wrong with this picture! He's the highest paid athlete in America and maybe the world, and he was caught with his pants down! Maybe he should get a job on Obama's administration with the rest of the cheats. While Tiger was acting like a cry-baby on the golf course, the media kept it quiet. I wonder if they would they have done the same for any other golfer? This man has taken a huge fall from the pinnacles of a god-like status to what he is today, a totally fallible human being lacking character. He's made his apology but has he come to terms with the consequences of his actions.
And what was that slam at the media for following his family around. While I do agree that a celebrities family should be kept out of these things but I would have to ask Tiger why didn’t HE think of that when HE cheated on HIS OWN family!
Let's face it, I think he owes the public an apology and an explanation for the simple fact that he made his fortune by selling us his squeaky clean persona. Sure he’s a good golfer but he never would have had close to the amount of endorsements he had if he was discovered early on to be your average cheating husband. I personally don’t care that he cheated but if you’re going to use your image to make money you better be prepared to be called on your ass when you’re caught lying. And why did he wait 3 months to do this act ? Maybe because it took that long for his wounds to heal. And why did he hide from the Police for 3 months, and not answer any questions for 3 months? But now he wants his sponsors and fans back. Let’s see if Saturday Night Live makes hey over this one!
People are gullible he knows that his endorsements are on the line this speech was to save his business and not for any other reason. If people knew that he was screwing every barmaid in town do you think they would be buying the products that he was selling? No, they’d be less likely to purchase products he endorsed. These are the people that effectively gave him the keys to his nice yacht so if you’re going to build the bulk of your fortune off of being a public figure you shouldn’t be able to hide once it’s found out you’re full of crap. And now he still wants the same idiots to overpay for everything he endorses just because He's sorry now because he loves money. In his book we are just peons. I don't care what he does with his life. He was treated as an squeaky clean idol, and all the schmucks went out and bought those products because it has his name behind it. Well Tiger, them days are gone, throwing your golf clubs up in the air every tine you miss a shot is over, yelling curse worda at the officials when they make a call against you is over! In other words, he's not some demi-god or a role model like he thinks he is, he's a person who can't keep his willy in his pants. Just like our ex-president.
Let's see if his attitude around the links changes from being a brute, cursing and hitting clubs to having a more meek and humble attitude? Then we can tell if his apology is real or not. In other words has he really changed? Until then, I still think that you are a big rich cry-baby and that your Daddy isn't around to wipe your ass anymore so you better come down to earth and face reality. Well Tiger, your poorly written apology didn't sway me one bit.
What I saw yesterday was a guy that was deep in doo doo trying to save his gold mine empire of endorsements.


And Tiger, you were never a celebrity, you were another dude who played golf, but couldn’t take the pressure of being rich and still acting like a man..
I get tired so easily of these High Profile Celebrities that suddenly feel the need to publicly apologize after they get caught and then think it will all just go away -but I got news for you... You were not believable at all. Not to me.
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Look, the bottom line is that he is a public figure, selling us his Nike crap and American Express and such like he is God’s gift to humanity. . He owes me nothing and he owes you nothing, he cheated on his wife, and the last I checked that is not my sister.. But don’t try to come across as someone you are not. He’s a cheat and a fake and if you can't be loyal to your family who can you be loyal to.. tell me that