I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President of the United States some day. Both of her parents, who are real hard line liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "But hold on, you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. 00. And then I'll take you over to the corner where the homeless guys hang out and bum around, and you can give them the $50.00 to use toward food and rent for a place to live " She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why don't the homeless guys come over and do the work for you instead, and you can just pay them the $50.00?" I shook her hand and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." ...Her parents still aren't speaking to me.