I never thought that pissing off Liberals would become one of my favorite hobbies of all time but it has so I thought I'd share some ways you too can Piss off a Liberal. These pissing off tips can be used probably anywhere.
I hope you enjoy much success in your quest to Piss of Liberals. I promise you it's lots of fun!!
1. Use facts and logic. Liberals hate and despise facts and logic. Neither make sense to them. They cannot understand either. They use neither. They only use emotion to promote their 'cause'.
2. Don't use Fox News links, they'll just call you biased. When possible use their own brethren who are also pissed off about Obama and the Liberals in Congress to piss them off. There ARE links out there that do this. I just recently pissed off a liberal using a Huffington Post article. Talk about schweetness. Also go to YouTube and find videos of their Liberal 'heroes' saying really dumbshit stuff in their own words. This REALLY pisses them off because they have no retort.
3. Liberals will most likely call you a Right Wing Nut Job regardless of whether or not you are an Independent or a Democrat. Respond by informing them you are neither and calling them a Left Wing Nut Job or #LWNJ they hate it and usually don't even know what the acronym stands for.
4. Liberal 'men' (I use the term men loosely here) will often call you the C word. Don't get offended, they haven't seen a real one in years so they really don't understand what one looks like. Point out that they are calling you that rather than actually backing up any of their ridiculously stupid statements with facts or logic.
5. Some Liberals HATE when you call them 'Sweetie' or 'Sweetheart', for some reason they believe this is demeaning, it may very well be but use it. When they whine 'don't call me sweetheart' your retort back can be 'okay Sweetcheeks' followed by more facts and logic. Their tiny little brains practically explode upon reading. I sometimes use 'Honeypie' as well.
6. Many Liberals will personally attack you and when you attack back they whine like little friggin' babies that YOU are personally attacking them. Point out the fact that YOU are giving what you are getting and ask them if they have STM (Short Term Memory) Liberal Derangement Disorder. This usually shuts them up.
7. When a Liberal calls you a Teabagger inform them that if YOU are the Teabagger then that makes them the TeabaggEE and ask them how the view is from down there. This really pisses Liberals off and usually Shuts them the Fuck up (dipshits).
8. When you are dealing with absolute moron Liberal women, tell them to 'get back in the kitchen'. You wanna see a Liberal head explode? They literally flip their shit on that one.
9. Liberals have pretty much ceased on calling people who disagree with Obama a racist because they realized how completely and utterly stupid they were but some do this on occasion. When they do just send them this photo. You can link here to save it.
10. Some Liberals try to pretend they are 'normal' when debating you by making little digs at you that are extremely immature without being outright nasty. Point this out and ask them to debate like adults rather than 12 year olds. This too shuts them up as it embarrasses them to their Liberal followers.
11. As you all know most Liberals have their heads up their asses. Feel free to also use the photo below to remind them of their precarious situation:
12. Liberals somehow don't understand the difference between Commentators and News sources. They think links to blogs are the actual source rather than the links TO the sources in the blogs. Point this out. Ask them if they need help in understanding how LINKS work.
13. When Liberals whine about Fox News being biased, point out the difference between Commentators and NEWS reporting. Commentators like Beck and Hannity COMMENT on the news while news reporters like Major Garrett REPORT the news. Ask them if they believe that PMSNBC is not biased. They usually STFU. Anyone who thinks Olbermann reports the news and isn't biased the ultimate Liberal MORON. The only place Olbermann should be is an insane asylum. Obviously they haven't upped his meds enough to allow the 'man' a logical or normal thought in YEARS. Talk about douchebaggery? Just watch 5 minutes of his show and you'll regret for the rest of your life that you subjected yourself to such complete and utter jackassery but it's good to see the stupidity of the Left.
14. When Liberals try to debunk what YOU post with some type of Left Wing shill organization, point this out. It's pretty easy to back it up with facts. Sometimes you may have to do some research to prove it but it's quick and easy. Again, Liberals HATE facts and truth. This will also make them STFU.
15. Mock Liberals. They hate this. As many of you may have seen recently with the New Black Panthers Videos, Conservatives took the words Cracker and Cracka to an all new level. We totally mocked the Left and the Panthers with a word they deem as racist and hateful as the N word. Not only is it absolute hilarity but this REALLY pisses Liberals off. Much like the whole Joe Biden 'It's a big fucking deal' comment. It's quite simple to make fools out of fools and it's absolutely LOTS of fun!
16. Many times Liberals will RT or Retweet you but change your tweet to be vile or racist. When this occurs be sure to respond by calling out their obvious LIE, which others can verify. You also need to start what I call a BLOCK PARTY. Inform all of your Conservative Tweeps via your timeline and DM what this person did. If enough people block and report this Libtroll within a short amount of time (I believe it's 100 within minutes) then the troll will be removed from Twitter automatically.
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