If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the border into Mexico illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the border into Canada illegally you will jailed and deported.

HOWEVER: If you cross the U.S. Border illegally, no matter where you come from, you can get: A job–A driver’s license– A social security card–Welfare— Food stamps– Credit cards– Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house– Free education– Free health care—free dental care—free cheese—a host of social services–A lobbyist in Washington looking out for “your rights”–And in many instances you can vote…

Hat Tip to kenneth erkson